I think Chris Burden is terrific. I really do.

You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.

Buying is more American than thinking, and I'm as American as they come.

When I think about what sort of person I would most like to have on a retainer, I think it would be a boss. A boss who could tell me what to do, because that makes everything easy when you're working.

What we're all looking for is someone who doesn't live there, just pays for it.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

I like to work when I'm not working - do something that may not be considered work, but to me it's work. Getting exercise by going to the grocery store.