I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

I broke something and realized I should break something once a week to remind me how fragile life is.

When you do something exactly wrong, you always turn up something.

New York restaurants are about selling atmospheres.

People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.

I love it when you ask actors, 'What are you Doing now?' and they say 'I'm between roles'. To be living 'life between roles' that's my favorite

I don't want to be smart, because being smart makes you depressed.