I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of 'work,' because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep.

I broke something and realized I should break something once a week to remind me how fragile life is.

I think kids should go to high school until they're 30. No, really, because people are staying younger now and there's nothing to do. If you stayed longer, then it would be really great.

So many people have so many problems. When you think that health is wealth, you're so grateful just to be normal, more or less. Aren't you?

It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger.

Everything is beautiful. Pop is everything.