I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?

I've been invited to the White House about five times. I think the greatest thing would be if they actually invited everybody to the White House every night... they'd just take about 500 people a night. Everybody would just love this country because it's so thrilling to go there. It really is.

We live in an age when the traditional great subjects - the human form, the landscape, even newer traditions such as abstract expressionism - are daily devalued by commercial art.

Pop art is about liking things.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

When you do something exactly wrong, you always turn up something.

During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered.