Don't think about making art.

I'm a deeply superficial person.

[My vision of America is] a good vision. Actually the best is on TV. I wanted to shoot all the pictures off the TV. No one would have known the difference.

What I've always wished I'd invented was paper underwear, even knowing that the idea never took off when they did come out with it. I still think it's a good idea, and I don't know why people resist it when they've accepted paper napkins and paper plates and paper curtains and paper towels-it would make more sense not to have to wash out underwear than not to have to wash out towels.

The idea is not to live forever, it is to create something that will

When you do something exactly wrong, you always turn up something.

The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere.