Everyone needs a fantasy.

I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so American.

We live in an age when the traditional great subjects - the human form, the landscape, even newer traditions such as abstract expressionism - are daily devalued by commercial art.

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

I've never met a person I've couldn't call a beauty.

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.

You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.