Everybody must have a fantasy.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

Why do people spend their time being sad when they could be happy?

Sometimes something can look beautiful just because it's different in some way from the other things around it. One red petunia in a window box will look very beautiful if all the rest of them are white, and vice-versa.

When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should. Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like. Always omit the blemishes-they're not part of the good picture you want.

Look poor, think rich.

If you don’t think about it, it’s right.