If you're not trying to be real, you don't have to get it right. That's art.

I want to be a machine.

Sports figures are to the '70s what movie stars were to the '60s.

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.

Art? That's a man's name.

I never understand how the lipstick business goes on because lipstick lasts forever.