There is only one hope for mankind - and that is democratic Socialism.

I know that the right kind of leader for the Labour Party is a desiccated calculating machine who must not in any way permit himself to be swayed by indignation. If he sees suffering, privation or injustice he must not allow it to move him, for that would be evidence of the lack of proper education or of absence of self-control. He must speak in calm and objective accents and talk about a dying child in the same way as he would about the pieces inside an internal combustion engine.

This is my truth, tell me yours.

This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish at the same time.

He seems determined to make a trumpet sound like a tin whistle.

He has the lucidity which is the by-product of a fundamentally sterile mind.

The Prime Minister has an absolute genius for putting flamboyant labels on empty luggage.