The only time I ever iron the sheets or make meringues is when there is an ... urgent deadline in the offing.

Some cities are women and must be loved; others are men and can only be admired or bargained with

The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul - enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.

How far does a pretence of feeling, maintained with absolute conviction, become authentic?

I am entirely alone. I and my shadow fill the universe.

The only time I ever iron the sheets or make meringues is when there is an ... urgent deadline in the offing.

A day without an argument is like an egg without salt.