Now that I'm a mom, I'm way more laid back. If you come into my house, don't look for a coaster. Forget it. There is not a piece of furniture in my house now that is too precious.

I don't want to live in a world where I could say to my daughter, 'There used to be turtles that swam in the ocean.'

Your audience is a lot smarter than you realize.

I have so many messy moments.

Funniness is genetic.

I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break.

Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring.