I don't want to live in a world where I could say to my daughter, 'There used to be turtles that swam in the ocean.'
Your audience is a lot smarter than you realize.
I have so many messy moments.
Funniness is genetic.
I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break.
Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring.