I keep lip gloss everywhere. It always makes me feel like I am slightly put together.

I don't want to live in a world where I could say to my daughter, 'There used to be turtles that swam in the ocean.'

Parenthood is such a lesson in self-sacrifice.

I have a very normal life. I go to the grocery store, I go to Target. I don't have an assistant, I don't have an entourage.

Kate Winslet is my girl crush.

Funniness is genetic.

Here's the thing: I'm not in shape.