If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different, I'd rather be completely #$%^&^& mental.

I'm shy to call myself a director still. When someone says, 'What do you do for a living?' I don't know if I've earned that.

Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and daddy need some space.

Acting is not pretending or lying. It's finding a side of yourself that's the character and ignoring your other sides. And there's a side of me that wonders what's wrong with being completely honest.

I've told Billy [Bob Thornton] if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are.

If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.

Some people go shopping - I cut myself.