i found religion in the greeting card aisle now i know hallmark was right

Somedays the line I walk turns out to be straight - Other days the line tends to deviate.

Words are hotter than flames. Words are wetter than water.

What I like about being independent [in the music industry] is that anybody who does play the album on the radio and anybody who does choose to write in the media does so because they want to, because they like it or because they find something interesting there, not because they have to.

I used to be a superhero; no one could touch me, not even myself. You are like a phone booth I somehow stumbled into, and now look at me - I am just like everybody else.

Why do our kids have to show us what gun control is all about?

You are so lame. You always disappoint me. It's kind of like our running joke but it's really not funny and I just want you to live up to the image of you I create.