We barely have time to react in this world, let alone rehearse.

Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to forget.

When I look around I think this, this is good enough; And I laugh at whatever life brings because when I look down, I just miss all the good stuff and when I look up, I just trip over things.

You broke me bodily. The heart ain't the half of it, And I'll never learn to laugh at it In my good natured way. In fact, I'm laughing less in general, But I learned a lot at my own funeral. And I knew you'd be the death of me, So I guess that's the price I pay.

Why do our kids have to show us what gun control is all about?

I mean, I think it's hard enough to find somebody you can stand for more than ten minutes, so, like, you shouldn't narrow your options.

If you don't ask the right question, every answer seems wrong -