If you don't live what you sing about, your mirror is gonna fade.

I seriously hate pop music and all things super-commercial, so I'd be hard pressed to feel embarrassed by anything I listen to. Besides, I have a three-year-old, so I don't have time for guilty pleasures anyway!

Actually I don't know if honesty is a strength or some kind of weakness.

I'll walk the plank and I'll jump with a smile, cause if I'm gonna go down I'm gonna do it with style.

Maybe you can keep me from never being happy, but you're not going to stop me from HAVING FUN!

When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong; they taught me different was wrong.

I envy your ignorance, I hear that it's bliss.