What made you feel that stomach-churning agony for one person and not another? If Bridget were God, she would have made it against the law for you to feel that way about someone without them having to feel it for you right back.

It’s natural to overlook and even sacrifice the things that belong to us most easily most gracefully. So here’s me asking you to please not make that mistake.

Don't ask me any questions right now. I'm grumpy and I'll probablly make fun of you. -Effie Kaligaris

Parents were the only ones obligated to love you; from the rest of the world you had to earn it.

Particularly beautiful people were like particularly funny-looking people, though. Once you know them you mostly forgot about it.

I like that you let yourself be surprised

There was one thing Bridget like about guys. They took insults well.