The point of sloths is to bring a sense of wonder, magic, and happiness to all other species. Did you know that every other animal's favorite animal is the sloth?

Every move a sloth makes is with purpose, which is more than most of us can say about 90% of the time.

Some people think their fingers are toes or claws, but they're actually finger bones.

Don't confuse simple, reasonable honesty with radical silliness. There is no reason to try to articulate blurry feelings or over-explain every detail. The point is to be honest instead of internalizing, not to try to extract juicy confessionals out of everyday life.

The point of sloths is to bring a sense of wonder, magic, and happiness to all other species. Did you know that every other animal's favorite animal is the sloth?

Footballers are going on strike? When can they start?

Because sloths' metabolisms are so slow, they don't exhibit many external signs of stress and it can be hard to determine their mood.