When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it's a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.

I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much

My track record is pretty good on predictions.

If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.

The only question I'd be interested in is what books other celebrities have read recently, which is part of my campaign to promote reading.

It is an article of faith with the Democrats that they must fool Americans by simulating agreement with normal people. The winner of the Democratic primary is always the candidate who does the best impersonation of an American.

Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else.