I'm a problem-solver, and you're welcome.

Canada used to be...one of our most...most loyal friends, and vice versa. I mean, Canada sent troops to Vietnam. Was Vietnam less containable and more of a threat than Saddam Hussein?

This is the way addled liberals really think. Even as they champion sucking the brains out of little babies, they think of themselves as indelibly compassionate because they favor an overweening, behemoth federal government.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

Democrats are channeling their frustration with America's imminent military victory in Afghanistan into hysterical opposition to reasonable national security measures at home. (Incidentally, this ought to prove once and for all what a bunch of paper tigers the Russians are. What were they doing over there for 10 years? It hasn't taken us 10 weeks.)

Fittingly, in the final analysis, Clinton will not be remembered for what he did as president, but for who he did.

In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona.