Some people say I'm really ugly and anorexic; some say the only reason I'm on TV is because I'm pretty. I say to them: Get your slander straight. You are what you are, whether you're small or skinny or smart or dumb. Just do what you do.

The only important lesson from the Vietnam War is this: Democrats lose wars.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

Like the archers of Agincourt, John O'Neal and the 254 Swiftboat Veterans took down their own haughty Frenchman.

There's been another mass shooting by a crazy person, and liberals still refuse to consider institutionalizing the dangerously mentally ill.