I think [Whitewater]'s going to prevent the First Lady from running for Senate.

There's never a recession if you work for the government.

I think there are more transgendered in America than there are people who worry about the comfort and security who broke in our country illegally, who are living here illegally, are taking jobs illegally, how quickly it moves doesn't really matter.

I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they're not liberal.

Clinton masturbates in the sinks.

The most crazed religious fanatic argues in more calm and reasoned tones than liberals responding to statistics on concealed-carry permits.

But liberals love to drape themselves in decades-old glories they had nothing to do with.