Science is something that you have facts. They can be tested. They can be checked. Heterosexual AIDS, another one.

These days, even a moderate Democrat is someone who thinks you shouldn't be taught fisting until you're at least 12 years old.

Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.

Until you can intelligently articulate the other side's position, you are not an adult. You are a liberal.

This is the way addled liberals really think. Even as they champion sucking the brains out of little babies, they think of themselves as indelibly compassionate because they favor an overweening, behemoth federal government.

Some jobs are so dirty you can only send in someone who has the finely honed hatred of liberals acquired at elite universities to do them.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?