You bet being funny helps accomplish things. I've always maintained that people don't realize how many brain cells it takes to be funny. And politics ought to be fun -- after baseball it's our next favorite national pastime.

Cherish your friends and family as if your life depended on it. Because it does.

July does not a November election make.

I had such high expectations of myself. I was going to be the best mother, the best housewife, the best entertainer, the best nurse, you know - what it was, I was going to be the best. And I could never live up to my expectations.

Doctors are our partners, and they need all the assistance we can give them to be sure we get the right diagnosis.

People don't know that New York really is just made up of a group of very small neighborhoods.

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it.