You know, right now, they say - I don't know who says this, but somebody told me - there's three male roles to every female role. And I guess I'd work on evening that up. Making great roles for women. It's just such a huge challenge

I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.

Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry.

I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my fightin' weight!'

I was never the class clown or anything like that. When I was growing up and doing theatre in Seattle I was always doing very dramatic work... Now I can’t get a dramatic role to save my life!

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

I don't know what I'm doing as a parent at all.