My comedy does not come from a place of deep cynicism, and I tend to play characters who are naive in some way.

Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry.

Hollywood studio executives don't recognize the value of female performers as much as male performers.

My mom actually didn't let me read any women's magazines growing up. She also didn't let me see Pretty Woman. She thought that I was going to want to be a hooker. So, instead, I just got cast in Scary Movie.

You know, right now, they say - I don't know who says this, but somebody told me - there's three male roles to every female role. And I guess I'd work on evening that up. Making great roles for women. It's just such a huge challenge

Years ago, I was thinking about this type of character and what happens when you've lived in this sort of strange, surreal world where it's parties all the time and then you don't get to live there anymore. What do you do with the rest of your life?

I'm not a very good lover. I'm so nervous about my sexuality.