Henry shook his head, 'I was drunk,' he said, trying to sound both ashamed and firm in this belief. He remembered the rosebush incident very clearly, of course, but he knew that sneaking into the bedroom window of his fiancee's little sister wasn't something he wanted to explain to his father. Sometimes, Henry reflected, being taken for a perpetual drunk was sort of convenient.

It's the craziest thing, but I can't stop thinking about you.

It is a truth universally acknowledge that there will always be a gentleman to dance with, except at just the moment when you require one most.

All really interesting girls invent themselves.

You don’t need to marry a man with millions. You only need to be your exquisite self.

Always stay sharp on railways and cruise ships for transit has a way of making everything clear.

A young woman, newly wed, may find herself in the delightful position of wanting to do nothing without the company of her darling husband. She may indeed discover that she spends all her waking hours with her fellow to the exclusion of every other friend or family member. This is understandable, but wholly unacceptable, to society.