My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

Most women are indulgent of themselves. This is a mistake. It should be only the reward of old age.

Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do.

I have never known the time when I did not wear stays. My stays are part of me.

I let my personal feelings take care of themselves. I find that works better.

I do not say anything from jealousy.

Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves.