Most women are indulgent of themselves. This is a mistake. It should be only the reward of old age.

Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

I do not like vaudeville, but what can I do? It likes me.

You'll never catch a man if you let him think you are too smart.

I wish to please the people, but I want to make them cry, perhaps. There, I have said it.

I speak English, so I am no longer cute. My tongue itches for French.