I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.

I’ve never felt like I’ve exactly traded on my looks. When I was a teenager, I was an ultra-late bloomer, and my mom would say it was a blessing, because it means you never have to wonder if guys are only interested in you because you’ve got boobs. I would have been thrilled if guys were interested in me because of my boobs! Similarly, I think I’m lucky that I’ve never had a crisis about whether the only reason I’m successful is because I’m crazy hot. It’s not something that crosses my mind.

Can we drop the pretense of Presidents Day and just call it I needed a long weekend because Valentines Day is garbage

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

For people whose job it is to make sure we make money, there's a lot of pressure.

If you tell a guy you don't like being tickled and he tickles you anyway, that's a red flag.

I just got on Twitter because there was some MTV film blog that quoted me on something really innocuous that I supposedly said on Twitter before I was even on Twitter. So then I had to get on Twitter to say: 'This is me. I'm on Twitter. If there's somebody else saying that they're me on Twitter, they're not.'