If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?

One of the surprises of being a grown-up is embracing the fact that you see your friends when you are both available. It's not like you hang out all the time.... It's just the reality.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

I feel like if it's not scaring you, you're doing it wrong.

This isnt the time to make hard and fast decisions, this is a time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love, a lot. Major in philosophy, because theres no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind and change it again, because nothings permanent.

Can we drop the pretense of Presidents Day and just call it I needed a long weekend because Valentines Day is garbage

People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. What will her baby look like?! A baby. Youve seen a baby right? Itll look like that.