I shouldn't leave the house or interact with people ever.

It's cute how I used to think this 'barely holding it together' feeling was temporary.

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

I feel like people want there to be this mystery between film and theater, but I just kind of went where I got jobs, you know?

'Rocket Science' is really where I fell in love with filmmaking, I think 'Camp' was incredible, but it was so bizarre, and I was trying to find my footing in this world where you don't have an audience for immediate validation.

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

I just got on Twitter because there was some MTV film blog that quoted me on something really innocuous that I supposedly said on Twitter before I was even on Twitter. So then I had to get on Twitter to say: 'This is me. I'm on Twitter. If there's somebody else saying that they're me on Twitter, they're not.'