I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day.

Maybe I'm misjudging people, but I feel like a lot of people still have an image of me in a bonnet at nine years old.

You find happiness where you find it.

I get paid to do the thing I love most, and maybe that makes blending into the crowd impossible sometimes, but I wouldnt trade it for the world.

We do ritualistic animal sacrifice. We host orgies on our trampoline, every other Sunday. You didn't get our Twitter feed on that? I'm really sorry! And then, every once in awhile, we run through the city and drain people and drink their blood. It's really very romantic.

I don’t know what it is that I’m doing, but I’m really enjoying myself. And I’m free to do it as much as I want.

I like shows or films or books that have messages but don't beat people over the head with them.