The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the other female.

Choose the kids. There will be plenty of time later to choose work.

There's no greater happiness than doing something every day that you love, that you feel you do in a satisfactory fashion, and which both supports and gives you time to support your family. I felt so lucky to have all that.

While liberals had embraced Obama as someone who had left-wing progressive ideas, the truth is that by personality he's a very incremental guy.

The truth about your own life is not always easy to accept, and sometimes hasn't even occurred to you.

Being accused of making money by selling sex in Hollywood, home of the casting couch and the gratuitous nude scene, is so rich with irony that it's a better subject for a comic novel than a column.... On one coast the cops are busting sex workers on Eighth Avenue, dragging them downtown to night court where they pay the fine and go right back to their corner; on another they're charging Heidi Fleiss with pandering in a town in which the verb is an art form.

When men do the dishes, it's called helping. When women do the dishes, it is called life.