I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, "Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking."
I work in an industry where everyone is flawlessly beautiful, but I just want to be healthy.
I want somebody who's gonna need me.
In film, you can have sad endings.
The apple is perfect because of the bruise that runs through it.
Everybody's funny if you love them.