I've only read fiction, so I don't know anything actual

I wear Blundstones for hiking. They're like a work boot with a bit of grip, so you can wear them all day. They're quite groovy.

I work in an industry where everyone is flawlessly beautiful, but I just want to be healthy.

I love being physical, but I don't have any desire to prove myself.

Some people just aren't meant to be happy.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, "Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking."

The apple is perfect because of the bruise that runs through it.