When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.

There are some questions that shouldn't be asked until a person is mature enough to appreciate the answers.

Mother Night and May The Darkness Be Merciful!

Briarwood is the pretty poison. There is no cure for Briarwood.

A woman with an education may be able to spend more time sitting in a chair instead of lying on her back. A sound advantage, I should think.

Okay. I picked up a movie to watch tonight. You can watch it with me if you like. It's a chick movie. Merri Lee said that means girls like it, not that there are small birds in it.

She was the most painful, most glorious dance of his life