Many people believe in turning the other cheek, especially when it is your cheek.

... I saw a small boy who belongs to one of those large families who only practice at birth control.

I will use a form of punctuation of my own, which will be something like this - when one is beginning he takes a long breath, for this use a capital. When he stops for breath, a comma, and when it is all gone, a period. Don't know the use of a semi-colon, but expect it is when one thinks he is out of breath and isn't.

Verily, affluence brings anxiety!

I've never known a man to be beaten fairly, nor one to be elected, unfairly.

I find when death comes, it is usually a woman that is called for.

... I feel far more hunger pangs when I am denied mental nourishment than I do at the loss of meals.