Having kids is very difficult to do on your own, and it's really crazy difficult to think you're doing it as a team and to find out that you're not actually part of a team.

A drinker does not exist. Whatever they say, it is just the drink talking.

Here we go again. Always a few drinks, but sometimes even sober, we play the unhappiness game; endlessly round and round. Ding dong. Tighter and tighter. On and on. Push me pull you. Come here and i'll tell you how much i hate you. Hang on a minute while i leave you. All the while we know we are missing the point, whatever the point used to be.

Try to be accurate about stuff.

I became a full-time writer in 1993 and have been very happy, insofar as anybody is, since.

I never wanted to be mainstream as a writer, but look at what's happened.

I do not think we remember our family in any real sense. We live in them instead