You don't always have to chop with the sword of truth. You can point with it too.

Forgiveness means it finally becomes unimportant that you hit back.

I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.

I went to Goucher College in Maryland for the best possible reasons - to learn - but then I dropped out at 19 for the best possible reasons - to become a writer.

I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.

I was raised by my parents to believe that you had a moral obligation to try and help save the world.

Looking back on the God my friend believed in, he seems a little erratic, not entirely unlike her father - God as borderline personality.