I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists.

I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.

You are going to love some of your characters because they are you or some facet of you, and you are going to hate some of your characters for the same reason.

I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat.

This is the Easter message, that awakening is possible, to the goodness of God, the sacredness of human life, the sisterhood and brotherhood of all.

Your inside person doesn’t age. Your inside person is soul, is heart, in the eternal now, the ageless, the old, the young, all the ages you’ve ever been.

Laughter is carbonated holiness.