Sometimes Heaven is just a new pair of glasses.

Joy is the best makeup.

I find most famous Christians to be full of themselves and of prejudice and self-loathing, masquerading as devout religious belief. I find all fundamentalism to be terrifying and very destructive.

I can never tell what I'm doing when I'm in the middle of publication because I have no confidence. I have terrible self-esteem, along with boundless narcissism.

Sometimes I think that Jesus watches my neurotic struggles, and shakes his head and grips his forehead and starts tossing back mojitos.

Joy is the best makeup. But a little lipstick is a close runner-up.

The solution is always spiritual, and it almost never has anything to do with the problem ... laughter is carbonated holiness.