Dogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity.

I get thirsty people glasses of water, even if that thirsty person is just me.

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.

I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat.

I don't think you have time to waste not writing because you are afraid you won't be good at it.

I naturally prefer the company of people who hold grudges, as long as they are not held against me.

It's better to be kind than to be right.