You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
Anne LamottI am an Aries. Although I do not believe in astrology, I think this is exactly the right sign to have been born under.
Anne LamottBeing on a book tour is like being on the seesaw when you're a little kid. The excitement is in having someone to play with, and in rising up in the air, but then you're at the mercy of those holding you down, and if it's your older brother, or Paul Wolfowitz, they leap up, so that you crash down and get hurt.
Anne LamottI spent my whole life helping my mother carry around her psychic trunks like a bitter bellhop. So a great load was lifted when she died, and my life was much easier.
Anne Lamott