I was thrilled when a designer shop assistant said I was a size smaller than Madonna!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the dumbest of you all?

Balance sheets bore me. I suspect if figures had excited me I would have gone into the city and now be a lot wealthier.

I do think your attitude towards money is an inherent part of your character.

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.

I have been asked to lend people money - I now only ever give whatever amount is comfortable without thinking it will come back, otherwise when you see that person wearing a new coat or going on holiday you think but yes, where is my money?

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.