In 2001 Steve Staunton became the record cap holder for which country? Brazil.

I like to look put together without trying too hard. I don't want to look as if God's made another rainbow - I prefer muted, autumnal colours, like most fading redheads.

Property is my major investment. My accountant has put money into various long-term savings arrangements. To be honest, I am a bit vague about all that stuff.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the dumbest of you all?

I was thrilled when a designer shop assistant said I was a size smaller than Madonna!

I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him, 'He can't see you.'

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.