I've worked with some actors who can't act.

Sometimes, as a team, you win together. Sometimes as a team you lose together.

I always thought I was the finest thing around.

Tom Arnold and I, we have a huge firefight scene on top of a German tank. I get to shoot 50 caliber rounds. We shoot a helicopter out of the sky. That's the only fight I'm in.

It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

It takes all sorts to make a world - saints as well as soldiers.