Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher.

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot on TV.

Theres no hope, none, of ever talking about it without pissing somebody, if not everybody, off...By the end of this hour I will be seen by many as a terrorist sympathizer, a Zionist tool. A self-hating Jew, an apologist for American imperialism, an orientalist, socialist, fascist, CIA agent, and worse.

Being a vegan is a first-world phenomenon, completely self-indulgent.

I don't snack. I don't generally eat sweets or drink soda. I never eat between meals or even before big ones.

We learn as professionals by repetition, by getting it wrong, getting yelled at and doing it again.

I could eat bloody Elvis - if you put enough vinegar on him.