Every chef I know, their cholesterol is through the roof. And mine's not so great.

I have the best job in the world.

I think it's a universal truth that most chefs I know are happiest eating simple, unadorned good things.

I wouldn't want to compare myself to David Byrne whom I consider a genius, but what I think what we have in common is that he's also a guy who is very interested in the world and who has a lot of passions beyond singing and playing guitar.

I was a journeyman chef of middling abilities. Whatever authority I have as a commenter on this world comes from the sheer weight of 28 years in the business. I kicked around for 28 years and came out the other end alive and able to form a sentence.

I managed to reach a depth of self-loathing that usually takes a night of drinking to achieve.

My wife was easy because she trains [jiu-jitsu] all the time. She's pretty much on a completely different diet. I always just threw meat at her and she's happy on a 100 percent protein diet, so we seldom ate together.