Even on the Serengeti, it ain't a barbecue if there ain't some kind of beer.

I can unload my opinion on anybody at anytime.

When do you stop to de-douche?

I can't do exercises regularly because my schedule changes from day to day. I'm okay with hurting myself, like I'll lift something until it hurts, but I don't want to pass out or vomit in front of people.

The cookbooks I value the most in my collection are the ones where you hear the author's voice and point-of-view in every recipe.

I like telling stories, and I tell stories that interest me. It would be boring to have to go to nothing but the best restaurants. That would be a misery to me.

I hated the Naked Chef. Fine, yes, he did good things for school food or whatever, but, you know, I don't want my chefs to be cute and adorable.