If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women.

Good food is very often, even most often, simple food.

As incisively pointed out in the documentary Food Inc.," an overwhelmingly large percentage of "new," healthy," and "organic" alternative food products are actually owned by the same parent companies that scared us into the organic aisle in the first place. "They got you comin' and goin'" has never been truer.

If you go to chefs all across America and ask them, 'What's your biggest problem right now?,' It is finding people to cook in their restaurants. They're having an enormous, countrywide problem here staffing their operations.

Every chef I know, their cholesterol is through the roof. And mine's not so great.

I'm not looking to freak people out - eating rodents or bugs. I don't do that anymore.

your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.